<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/002108.html">Announcing Wednesday One-liners</a></b><br/> Suit: Attention tourists. It is now just after 5PM, and unlike you, some of us had to work today and would like to fucking get home. Please keep moving and do <em>not</em> just fucking stop in the middle of the sidewalk. This has been a public service announcement. --43rd & 7th Conductor: Next time, you lose your hands! --N train Overheard by: Gregorio The train stops in the tunnel, and the conductor announces: Ladies and gentlemen! We are momentarily held between the stations. We will be moving shortly. Meanwhile, sit back, relax, and enjoy the scenery. --A train Driver: Welcome aboard the M86 crosstown bus. I apologize for the delay today; we will be moving momentarily. If you are carrying a grudge from school, or work, or home, please do <em>not</em> take it out on me. I promise you, we <em>will</em> be moving momentarily. --M86 bus Overheard by: Diane Conductor: Get all your possessions, including your body, inside the doors, if you want the train to move. It's that simple. --S train Conductor: That was a very dangerous thing that you just did with the cane. --F train<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 13, 2005