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Hobo: Hey, any of you fellas got a match?
Drunk guy: Yeah I got a match, my ass and your face!
Hobo: I hear ya.
--3rd Avenue and 9th Street<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 25, 2005