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Man: Oh, it is <em>so</em> good to hear English again.
Customs guy: Actually, I speak Brooklyn.
--JFK
Overheard by: Benjamin Silverberg<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 31, 2005