<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/002193.html">Wednesday One-liners Mispronounce Zoology</a></b><br/> Woman: Oh my god, I <em>love</em> my cat. My cat is my reason for living. My cat is like a dog, only in <em>cat</em> form... --34th & 8th Hawker guy: <em>AM New York</em>! The rooster of newspapers! Find out why I'm a cock-a-doodle-do-ing! --42nd & Lexington Suit on cell: I can't wait to get back to Boston. This town is like an elephant graveyard for my exes. Yeah, instead of elephants, all my exes come here to rest. --Penn Station Overheard by: Matt Murdock Girl: I hit a firefly driving up there and my windshield was all gooey, slimy and shiny...so I thought of you. --Washington Square Queer: Ohmigod, I thought that was the ugliest baby in the world, but it's a bulldog. --West 4th & Cornelia Overheard by: Raphael Girl: I've never been pooped on. At least not by a bird. --71st & 1st Guy: ...yes, I'm going to put that in my octopus. --St. Mark's Place Overheard by: Jenny + Pete Girl: Whoa, it smells like hamster piss right here. --1st & 1st Teen boy: Man, next time I see him, it's over. I'll throw worms on his ass if I have to. --Fordham Road Crazy guy: Want to see my website? It'll cost you. Want to see it? $100. Naw, you don't have that sort of money. I need to jazz it up. It has pictures of dead animals on it. --D train Overheard by: Taybin Rutkin<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 20, 2005