<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/002264.html">Not Everything, Mr. Foer. Not Everything.</a></b><br/>
Girl: I'm looking for a name of book that has the word "eliminate" in it.
Store guy: Okay. Let me see. Hmm...It doesn't look like anything came up in the search.
Girl: I know that's the word! I know it is. I really need this book!
Store guy: Okay. I'll try and search again.
Girl: It's "eliminate" with an I, not an E.
Store guy: Oh, you mean <em>illuminate</em>?
--Barnes & Noble, 82nd & Broadway
Overheard by: christina rusnak <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 7, 2005