<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/002280.html">Because the Little Shit's Gonna Grow Up</a></b><br/>
Woman: Is this your first child?
Man: Yes, why do you ask?
Woman: You sure act like it is.
Man: What does that have to do with you being rude and inconsiderate?
--Loews Lincoln Square, 68th Street
Overheard by: Frederic Guarino <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 9, 2005