<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/002291.html">We're Considering Branding Wednesday One-liners</a></b><br/> Woman: This is my favorite part...of the worst song ever. --MTV Studios, Times Square Man on cell: No, it is <em>not</em> like the time I farted at Target and blamed in on that old woman! --22nd & Park Overheard by: Bill Ray Drunken yuppie guy: I want my Subway sandwich! I want my Subway sandwich! Tuna and onions! Yeah, you heard me. Girls love big cocks. Girls love big cocks! These girls know. I'm on...I'm on Comedy Central! I'm a redneck on Comedy Central! My name is Heywood Jablowme! Heywood Jablowme! Heywood Jablowme! I'm from Texas where girls suck cock for a dime! --32nd & 2nd Woman: Did you hear Cooter wouldn't endorse that remake? --7 train Overheard by: Todd Horan Guy: God, I feel like I'm trapped in a fucking Hallmark Card. --Central Park Overheard by: Shoshana Latina: ...and he looks evil and the Princess is saying to him, "You are a good person" and he looks so evil and then she is with Obi King Wasabi and he said he is on the dark side and then the shorty guy--what is his name?--Yoga said, "He is on the dark side" and then Dark Wader he is with the cape and looks all angry and evil reminded me of me on Mondays. --58th & Lexington Overheard by: Brandy Rowell<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 27, 2005