<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/002358.html">Back to School, Wednesday One-liners</a></b><br/> Guy: I want to go to FIT so I can hook up with girls. --27th & 7th Girl: I mean, I got shat on at <em>Harvard</em>. --9th Street & 2nd Avenue Overheard by: Kamran Javadizadeh Woman: Is there a special event going on at Columbia this summer? Because I've seen a lot of Asians around. --116th & Broadway Overheard by: Carrie Hipster girl: I mean, I've got like, over 160 facebook friends. Does that not mean <em>any</em>thing? --56th & 6th Overheard by: Joyce Shen Sociology professor: No one knows what the hell Derrida is talking about, but we all pretend we do anyway. --Columbia Overheard by: djlindee <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 3, 2005