<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/002361.html">Wednesday One-liners Use Safety Scissors</a></b><br/> Girl: If she were dead, she would have called, right? --83rd & York Overheard by: Will Suit: Well see, I've always either been single or in a relationship. --Duane & Broadway Overheard by: McGins Guy on cell: Yeah, what he said made us sound stupid. But it made <em>me</em> sound even stupider! --Broadway & Bleecker Overheard by: jillypickle Girl on cell: Hello? No, you have the wrong number...Hello? No, I told you you had the wrong number. What are you, illiterate? --M train Overheard by: Jane Guy: Yo, I never knew Dean Koontz wrote books in Spanish. He's mad smart! And Bill Clinton, too! --Barnes & Noble libros en espanol section, Union Square McChick: Would you like that "with cheese", or without "with cheese"? --McDonald's, 44th and Lex Man: Oh shit, it's raining outside too? --Office, 40th & 3rd Overheard by: Colin F.<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 3, 2005