<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/002450.html">What Did the Wednesday One-liners Just Say?</a></b><br/> Bus driver: Will all the beautiful people please step to the rear? All the beautiful people, you know who you are. Thank you. --Q46 bus Overheard by: Joyce Shen Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen: if you're running late for your train, try calling out "please wait." Most conductors will! The magic word gets used so seldom down here. This is your conductor speaking. And I'll wait. --F train Conductor: Why you waving your hand in the door? You trying to catch a cab? --B train Bus driver: If you want good air conditioning, move to the middle. This bus is crap! --QM1 bus Overheard by: MissDona Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, we have some good news and some bad news. Bad news is that our engine has stopped. The good news is that you're not on an airplane. --MetroNorth train Overheard by: Nic Conductor: Attention ladies and gentlemen, this is not an interactive ride! Please do not hold the doors. --D train Overheard by: Camodee D PA system: Ladies and gentlemen, riding on the outside of cars is dangerous. Please ride fully inside the cars. --4 train Overheard by: OJ-Gangas Conductor: This is the D train headed to the Bronx. I repeat, this is the D train. D, as in Denise Richards. --D train<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 10, 2005