<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/002493.html">Now Try to Explain Cell Phones vs. Cordless</a></b><br/> Cell phone chick: So if you upgrade to this new plan for $10 more a month, we'll give you a totally free phone. $0, free of charge. All you have to do is mail in a $50 rebate form. Woman: Wait, I thought it was free. Cell phone chick: It is, you just pay me $50, and then send in the rebate form and they'll mail you a $50 check. Woman: Wait, but it's not free? My husband will kill me if I spend money on a new phone. What's 50 minus 50?...I went to Syracuse University, I'm a college educated person, and I'm still confused. Is it free? --Verizon, 34th between Broadway & 7th Overheard by: Jordan the Intern<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 29, 2005