<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/002506.html">Man, That Hobo Sure Gets Around</a></b><br/> Hipster chick #1: ...So I was giving this guy a handjob and he wasn't circumcised...it was so bizarre looking. Hipster chick #2: I know, isn't it so weird? I'm all like, "What am I supposed to do with that thing at the top? Touch it, play with it, leave it alone?" --5th & A Girl #1: I just saw a bum peeing on 88th Street. Girl #2: Was it big? Girl #1: I didn't notice. He was a bum. Even if he had John Holmes' cock, I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole. Girl #2: Was it big? Girl #1: Not really. --6 train Overheard by: Matt Montini<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 30, 2005