<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/002510.html">"Come back to my unlit basement and I'll show you."</a></b><br/>
Lifeguard guy: Did you hear about the guy who stepped on the butcher knife?
Boy: Did you save him?
--Coney Island
Overheard by: Lise<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 1, 2005