<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/002516.html">What Happened to You, Alex P. Keaton?</a></b><br/>
Banker guy: I hope you have bail money.
Bouncer guy: Fuck you.
Manager guy: What's the problem here?
Banker guy: He shoved me.
Manager guy: I don't know anything about that, but you didn't bring ID.
Banker guy: I have my Dartmouth ID and my Goldman Sachs ID.
--outside Brass Monkey, Little West 12th Street
Overheard by: pb dot c <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 2, 2005