<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/002518.html">Finally, Someone Else Knows Apes Aren't Monkeys</a></b><br/>
Guy #1: I told him exactly how to get here. A monkey could follow those directions.
Guy #2: Dude, there's no way in hell he'll find us...he's not a monkey.
--Stan's Sports Bar, River Avenue
Overheard by: Johnny Babes<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 2, 2005