<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/002570.html">Christopher Reeve was Pretty, and He was Broke</a></b><br/>
Hobo: Hey man, can I have a buck?
Abercrombie: No, I'm sorry, I only have $2 on me.
Hobo: Come on man.
Abercrombie: I'm really sorry pal...I need it.
Hobo: Come on! You're pretty and pretty people are never broke.
Abercrombie: Yes we are! We just look better in it, <em>now leave me alone</em>!
--42nd & 7th
Overheard by: Matthew Mundo <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 6, 2005