<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/002681.html">Wednesday One-liners Dress You Up</a></b><br/>
Guy on cell: Yeah, I'm wearing ahhh...a football jersey and Speedos.
--Houston & Allen
Overheard by: M!J
Chick: I guess this is the bisexual section?
--H&M, 34th & 7th
Overheard by: S. Way
Woman: You should see this shirt I bought for my son. It says, "Fuck Milk. Got Pot?".
--Broadhurst Theater, W. 44th Street
Chick: I need to come look in your closet and edit.
--Mezzogiorno, Spring Street
Girl: I wish I could wear a t-shirt that said, "I'm not fat, I'm pregnant."
--H&M, 5th Avenue
Overheard by: Jamo<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 31, 2005