<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/002683.html">The Wednesday One-liners Red Eye</a></b><br/> Stewardess lady: If there is a sudden change in cabin pressure, a mask compartment above your seat will open automatically. If this happens, quickly reach for the nearest mask and pull it down firmly. Continue to breathe normally. If you are travelling with a small child, or someone who acts like a small child, please secure your mask and then assist them. --JFK Overheard by: Amy Pilot: For those of you who did not notice: we have landed. --JFK Overheard by: reset_button Redneck on cell: If you're looking for a needle in a haystack, and you take a handful of the hay and shake it, that needle'll just fall out. But if you take a magnet--the most powerful magnet in the world--and run it over the hay, you'll get that needle. And that's why, if you use racial criminal profiling, you'll catch the people. --LaGuardia food court Delta lady: Next! <em>Next</em>! Yes, you! I really <em>am</em> calling you over, no joke! --LaGuardia Overheard by: Mario Pardo<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 31, 2005