<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/002685.html">Wednesday One-liners Still Haven't Gone to Bed</a></b><br/> Queer: It was my dealer's fault. If he had coke I would've done coke. He only had crystal, so we did crystal. --Therapy, W. 52nd Street Fat guy on cell: Yeah, that's the hotel where I fucked the shit out of Michelle and we did all that blow. --72nd & Broadway Overheard by: Erin Fogg Suit: Living a year in africa...wow. What'd they do for parties there? Do they even have coke? --Smith & Wollensky, E. 49th Street Guy on cell: Ma, I'm sorry I didn't call last night. I meant to go by, but I was smokin' weed with my boys. Then you <em>know</em> I got the munchies. So we went to eat. But then I got the itis, and I fell asleep. C'mon, ma, don't be mad... --3rd Street & 6th Avenue Overheard by: Danny C<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 31, 2005