<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/002686.html">Wednesday One-liners Get on My Nerves</a></b><br/> Guy: The people here are so friendly...It's kind of annoying. --PS 1, LICLady on cell: If you know I'm eating, why you gonna go and spray roach spray? --Times Square Guy on cell: I can't talk to you now, I'm <i>walking</i>. --3rd & A Overheard by: Tacologic Black chick: The fuck is your problem? I'll slap you. I don't give a fuck, white people pushing me and shit. Won't say excuse me and shit. The fuck...I'm serious, I will slap you! --1 train Woman: You're on a Need-to-shut-the-fuck-up basis. --Bay Terrace Shopping Center Overheard by: Matt Black lady on cell: I don't like her, and cain't no one whip my ass to make me like her. --Target, Atlantic Avenue Enormous tourist lady: I've never known someone so rude. He says they don't open those doors for hours! They're not going to open the doors until 7:30! I said, "Well how am I gonna find our seats that fast for an 8 o'clock show?". And <em>he</em> said, "That's why they've got <em>numbers</em> on 'em, lady." --46th between Broadway & 8th <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 31, 2005