<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/002687.html">The Wednesday One-liners Bizarre Guide to NY</a></b><br/> Dad: See there? When people tell you to go jump off the Brooklyn Bridge, that's where you have to go. --South Street Seaport Overheard by: Jackie Randazzo Tourist dad: Okay, so we'll meet on 60th Street between 51st and 6th Avenue. --Guggenheim Museum Overheard by: Charlie Tourist guy: Over there, that's where the Titanic docked. --Empire State Building observation deck Overheard by: jenwood Tourist dad: I want to get a picture of Times Square Tower. --Times Square Overheard by: Robin Einhorn Tourist girl: This goes to the World Trade Center? How can it go there? I thought they fell down! How can this go there? --E train Overheard by: meg m Lady on cell: Yeah, they just called me. They are on the Queens...something? Bridge...Yeah, I dunno. I don't drive. --78th & Lexington <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 31, 2005