<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/002690.html">Conduct Yourself with Some Wednesday One-liners</a></b><br/> Conductor: Next stop, the street formerly known as Prince Street. --R train Overheard by: Rachel Kolb Conductor: This is the shuttle to Times Square. All tickets, please. --S train Overheard by: Traveler Bill Conductor: We will be moving shortly. Sorry for the convenience. --1 train Overheard by: m-Co Conductor: Please make sure the doors are open before exiting the train. --MetroNorth Overheard by: megs Bus driver: I'd like to take this moment to educate you about pickpockets. This week I had six people on my bus get their wallets taken. Watch your wallet when I swerve this bus! --M23 bus Conductor: If you are getting on board with a child, hold their hand. Please, do not leave your child or an unattended bag on the platform. --E train Conductor: Welcome to those who just got on and have a nice day to those who are leaving us. I hope your trip was like...riding an airplane. --A train Overheard by: erika k Bus driver: Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention. The next stop on this bus is 8th Avenue. After 8th Avenue, this bus will express to 38th & 8th. If you want to go to stops on 34th Street you must get off at this stop and change busses. Now I know some of you will come to me and say, "No, no, no! <em>Where are you going</em>? <em>I need to get off</em>!", but it will already be too late. You will have to get off the bus at 38th Street and walk down to 34th where you can catch a cross town bus to 9th & 10th Avenues. Thank you for listening to this announcement. --M16 bus Overheard by: brentonian Conductor: This is 15th Street/Prospect Park. Up above is Bartel Pritchard Square, although it's not a square, it's circular. It's been here a long time and it's never been a square. At least not as long as I have been here. Fort Hamilton is next. Stand clear. --F train Overheard by: Eric Conductor: Will the brain surgeon with the bike stop blocking the doors?...Thank you, doctor. --B train<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 31, 2005