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Suit: All right, here's my analysis. We are going to take Steve and put him in the middle of Times Square and set him on fire.
--Nassau & Wall
NYU chick on cell: I never thought I'd say this about a living thing, but seriously you should just kill it.
--Washington Square Park
Overheard by: David Lock
Guy: Hey!...That's my ex, she stabbed my baby's momma.
--110th & 5th
Guy: I deserve to cut your neck, you're so wrong.
--Mulberry & Grand
Overheard by: Lydia R.
Queer: He's <em>not</em> an adult. He's, like, twenty-two. And I was like, "You can't be throwin' drinks at people. 'Cause some people will, like, <em>cut</em> you...He's listenin' to us. He's, like, <em>observin</em>' and shit.
--Posh, W. 51st Street
Overheard by: Nick Salvato
Girl: Remember when I stabbed you?
--Pizzeria, 36th between 5th & Madison
Overheard by: Janet
Woman on cell: Well, you know, I was going to take care of that last week, but unfortunately I got locked up.
--7th Avenue & 14th Street
Girl on cell: ...then yo!...the nigga shot him like in the arm or somethin' to teach him a lesson for stealin' on him like that. I mean...fo' real...if you be stealin' my Playstation shit I'll shoot you too, just so you know niggas don't play.
--4 train
Overheard by: Greg<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 31, 2005
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