<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/002692.html">Wednesday One-liners Jiggle That Coffee Cup</a></b><br/> Hobo: Look at you on your cell phone talking all about yo' business. I don't want to hear yo' business. You keep that private shit to yo'self. All cell phones should be put on the moon. --53rd & Lexington Overheard by: Chelk Hobo: There you are again, out late with your girlfriends, children wonderin' when Momma gonna come home... --Thompson & Bleecker A hobo picks up a fruit stand banana, holds it to ear like a phone, and says: <em>Hello</em> potassium! --112th & Frederick Douglass Hobo: Hey blondie, why don't you smile?...Okay fine, bitch, don't smile then. --42nd & Lexington Hobo: I got a woman, I got a color TV, I got <em>all</em> that shit. --A train Overheard by: Paul Faris Hobo: Ladies and gentlemen, I am homeless and hungry. Anything you can spare is appreciated. It's amazing how quick your luck can change. A year ago, a week before Easter, my wife and I bought our first apartment. It felt so good to own a home. Then, a week later, my wife died. Just dropped dead. So you know what that means?...Ladies, I'm available! I got no money, but I got the honey, and I'm giving out free samples. --6 train Overheard by: Barry Negrin Hobo: Will someone hold the doors for me? I'm going to run up and get a cup of coffee. Does anyone else want one? --2/3 train Hobo: Can someone hold this door open while I run and get a sandwich? I'll be right back. --C train Overheard by: Matt David<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 31, 2005