<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/002711.html">Wednesday One-liners Forgot Their Meds</a></b><br/> Crazy guy: Ma'am, say, who's your favorite James Bond? Hello? Is anyone listening to me? I said, who is your favorite James Bond? Oh fuck this! I'll just mark it down as another George Lazenby. Fuck. --Port Authority Old guy: When I get my weapons of mass destruction, I'll finally get the respect I don't deserve. Steel companies make the materials I need. The military uses low-grade shit, NASA uses mid-grade. And I have a process using liquid fusion. The government uses solid fusion, but that requires a condenser and an enricher... --D train Overheard by: Matthew Healy Crazy guitar guy: Anybody wanna sell me they seat for five dollars? Five dollars! I got diarrhea and I need me a seat. I got diarrhea comin' up and comin' down. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm a comedian. I'm an actor. I'm an actor and I love sugar cane. I love me some sugar cane. Wait, hold on, that's not sugar cane? Well, I love the imitation kind, too. --2 train Overheard by: chard Crazy guy: With imaginary friends like you, who needs imaginary enemies? --Varick & Houston Hobo with bike: I know you: you the one that be suckin' dick over on 9th. Don't you be lookin' at me, boy. --32nd & 6th Overheard by: Wojo Hobo: Hey...Hey, you know who you look like? Will Smith! I'm serious!You know who I look like? <em>Chris Rock</em>! --Macdougal & Bleecker Can collecting guy: I want to be an asshole American. I want to join the Democratic party. I want to be like Jane Fonda... --Jane & 8th Overheard by: Abigail Aronofsky Crazy guy: Why did Freddy Krueger kill Martin Luther King? 'Cause he had a dream! --1 train Overheard by: smoon Bag lady: If you don't give back the coins you stole, I am going to cut off your balls. --6 train Crazy guy: I'm gonna go outside and put my hustle game on. The only thing I'm worried about is changing my clothes. --A train Overheard by: Hannah Nackson<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 7, 2005