<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/002872.html">Ah, The Clinton Years</a></b><br/> Skinny guy: You get unemployment benefits? Fat guy: It's great. You just file and you're done. Skinny guy: What does that mean? Fat guy: They give you free dough. Skinny guy: It'd be great if sex were like that, unemployment. You could be like, "Hey, I haven't gotten any in 6 months and I want some so I'm filing for sex, please." And they'd be like, "Oh man, this dude hasn't gotten it in months; send him a hooker!" And it'd be two stoned guys, fat white guys in a donut-filled government office with escort's numbers all over the walls. --4 train Overheard by: Andrew Gamache <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 6, 2005