<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/002968.html">Wednesday One-liners Watch the Calendar</a></b><br/> Conductor: This is 33rd Street, please remember to take all personal belongings off with you, and let me be the first to wish you a merry Christmas! --PATH train Overheard by: elise n Dude: Possession is 9/10s of the law, so if he don't get it in 14 days then that shit is mine. --Brooklyn Heights Overheard by: Tony Guy: Getting maximum value from your weekend doesn't always entail working for the entire day. --Furman Hall, NYU Guy: My dad made my mom have a cesarean when she had my little brother. He wanted to make sure he was born in the 1986 tax year so he could get another tax credit. --World Wide Plaza, 8th Avenue Overheard by: Lindel Hart Guy on cell: Yeah, I think I like you more than Sarah, but--...wait, <em>but</em> I love Sarah more than you...Yeah, so I'm probably going over to my Grandma's for dinner Saturday night. --116th Street 1 station<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 28, 2005