<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003110.html">Morlock v. Eloi: The Prequel</a></b><br/> A thugged out girl tests all of her ring tones as loud as possible for a solid minute. Preppy girl: Are you serious with that? Can you do everyone a favor and stop? Thug girl: I <em>know</em> you're not talking to me. You messed with the wrong girl. Preppy girl: I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Your screaming phone made me <em>deaf</em>. Thug girl: I'll f her up. But then she'll call the cops; her people love the cops. <em>Go back to where you came from</em>! Preppy girl: I'm trying to. That's why I'm on the train, you stupid bitch. Look, you got a new cell phone and that's great, but figure it out at home. Thug girl: I'll f you up. You're f-ing with the wrong girl. Don't be fooled by the pretty face. Preppy girl: <em>Pretty face</em>? <em>Where</em>? --N train Overheard by: Matty M.<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 25, 2005