<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003134.html">The Man Who Boned Grandma (NYC Short Stories)</a></b><br/> Tourist grandpa: I'm going to sit here. Do you want a snack? Tourist grandson: Sure. Tourist grandpa: Here's some money. Go over there and buy yourself something. And if you can find somebody nice, ask where we can get some cheesecake. --Greeley Square Overheard by: Nick Turner Hasidic boy: Poppola, I heard a rumor that when a cow gets a cut from the milking machine, and blood gets in the milk...they have to turn it into chocolate milk, so people won't know it's there. Hasidic grandpa: We should be so lucky! --4 train Overheard by: Raden Mutter<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 27, 2005