<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003162.html">That Parrot Just Won't Leave Him Alone</a></b><br/>
Chick: How's the leg?
Guy: They can't find it anywhere...Halloween, you know.
Chick: Well, next year, don't go as a pirate.
Guy: The thing is, next year I kind of have to go as a pirate.
--Central Park Zoo<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 31, 2005