<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003178.html">Wednesday One-liners Use Public Transport</a></b><br/> Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen...this is not good. --N train Overheard by: Melissa Overheard by: Anonymous<p> Conductor: Step in and stand clear of the doors, folks. If you can't fit, wait for the next train. This is not the last helicopter off the top of the embassy. --1 train Bus driver: In case you haven't noticed, we are on a very crowded bus. Please move to the rear. Squeeze in. Step on someone's toes. Make a new friend. --M7 bus Overheard by: Sarah Conductor: Attention, ladies and gentlemen: we do not need doorholders. --N train Conductor: Attention passengers: for future reference, "Stand clear of the closing doors" does <em>not</em> mean "stick your head out the door." --R train Bus driver: Lady, you want to tell your kid to put her head back inside the window? She would look stupid with it off. --B1 bus<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 19, 2005