<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003191.html">Wednesday One-liners, Class of '09</a></b><br/> Girl: Yeah, so I thought my professor was just affected, but today she admitted she's Canadian. --116th & Broadway<p> Professor lady: There won't be class on Monday and Tuesday next week, because I'll be in Europe. I'm going on an international child abduction foray. --Furman Hall, Sullivan Street Guy: ..and it's like he goes to Stevens, so that means he's not a <em>real</em> NYU Student. --Washington Square Park Professor guy: You might want to get a start on next week's readings. Unless you're one of those people who can read really fast. If you are, then I hate you. --Goddard Hall, Washington Square East<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 19, 2005