<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003220.html">Mr. Belvedere Left Us With a Huge Smile</a></b><br/>
Merchant Marine guy #1: Did you hear that there are like 75 swiss cheese deaths a year?
Merchant Marine guy #2: <em>What</em>? What do you mean?
Merchant Marine guy #1: It's really rare, but sometimes there is a chemical reaction and the cheese blows up in people's stomachs.
Merchant Marine guy #2: That has to be the worst death ever.
Merchant Marine guy #1: Or the best if the guy really loves cheese.
--LIRR<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 3, 2005