<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003277.html">Wednesday One-liners Belong in a Cage</a></b><br/> Girl: These fish are big, yo! Or is this tank magnetic? --Petland, Greenpoint Overheard by: miles <p> Chick on cell: Are you going to the dog wedding? --Prince & Sullivan Overheard by: Fangirl Girl on cell: I'm impartial to monkeys... --Union Square Man on cell: You want me to be a dog?...You want me and you and Steve to be a dog?...Okay, but it's gotta happen fast. I'll be over in fifteen minutes. --Fitness Point Gym, Astoria Woman: I don't care <em>how</em> fucking amazing it is, it's a <em>mousetrap</em>. I don't need to see it. --Union Square Woman: I think we're getting a dog instead of the elliptical. --Bleecker & Thompson Guy: You sound like a pterodactyl. --Fordham University, Rose Hill Overheard by: Politics Little boy: If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times...plants aren't humans....they're monkeys. Plants are monkeys, okay? --Albert Einstein College of Medicine Overheard by: Joshua Drumm Chick: So I told him someday I might love dogs and in-line skating but right now I am in my bicycle, ski, and cat phase. --Starbucks, Times Square Marriott Overheard by: Michael<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 26, 2005