<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003278.html">Wednesday One-liners Wave Around a Cup</a></b><br/> Teen boy: Wow, look, another homeless guy! They're all over! --21st & Park <p> Hobo: That's what the intellectuals are saying, "Yo' shit is so deep you gotta be a scuba diver to understand it!"...Be safe. --Washington Square Park Overheard by: Alice Yorke Hobo: Y'all ain't listening to me, but at least you can hear me. That's the important thing. You can hear me, because you've got ears...Unless you're deaf. --A train Overheard by: Aryn M Hobo: Hey! Do you like to fuck in the ass? --23rd & Park Overheard by: keeley stalnaker Bag lady: Man, don't you know Sherlock Holmes was a Presbyterian? Dang. --34th & 7th Hobo: Y'all got a dollar? I'm too lazy to work! --66th & Broadway Overheard by: liza Hobo: I don't rob and I don't steal, so favor me with a dollar bill! --6 train Overheard by: john chianese Hobo: Please take all of your belongings with you as you exit...cell phones, beepers, bags, children. I don't do babysitting. --N train Overheard by: Abby Hobo: <em>Fuck you</em>...da, da, da...<em>Fuck you</em>...da, da, da...All rich <em>ugly</em> women are <em>beautiful</em>! --Washington Square Park fountain Guy: He paid homeless people to fight with each other and then he filmed it. He ended up going to jail, which is probably good, because that's a horrible thing to do. But I want to do that with clowns, because I don't like clowns. --Starbucks, 6th & Waverly Overheard by: alyssa Hobo: Anyone care enough to give to the Broke-Ass Foundation? --Prince & Mercer Overheard by: Alex Tarampi <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 26, 2005