<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003283.html">Wednesday One-liners Can Be So Rude</a></b><br/> Guy: Where the fuck is this bitch?...Oh, sorry 'bout the language ladies. I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about my girlfriend. --54th & 5th Overheard by: E. Hart <p> Guy on cell: Then all of a sudden she got, like, self-respect and shit. --St Marks & 2nd Fat guy on cell: So then I had to tell that bitch, "I'm sorry, but you can't disagree with me when I say your feet are sexy!" --Carroll Gardens Overheard by: Jordan Harris Chick on cell: I called her Tina because you guys always call her Tina...Well, how was I supposed to know it was some kind of secret bitch code for "skanky ho"? --30th & Broadway Lady: It's rude and it's illogical. I wonder what Randy Cohen would say about it. --51st Street station Overheard by: Josh Abraham Guy on cell: Hey, I ran into you girlfriend!...Well, she's your girlfriend, right?...Well, I didn't mean it in the bad way. --Lexington & 51st Dude: I'm not dating you or any of your friends. It's just not worth the effort...all due respect. --Thompson & Bleecker Guy: What a pussy-ass bitch. What could possibly be so important in New York these days to make anybody run like that? --Office, 50th & 6th<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 26, 2005