<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003284.html">Scenes from the Scene</a></b><br/> Dude: Shit in the pussy!<br/>Wolf Parade singer: ...Did someone just say "shit in the pussy"?<br/><br/>--Bowery Ballroom, Delancey Street<br/><br/>Overheard by: claudia gallego<br/><br/>Suit: Hey asshole standing up, sit the fuck down!<br/>Hipster guy: Hey asshole sitting down, stand the fuck up!<br/>Suit: I didnt pay $800 to look at the back of your head!<br/>Hipster guy: Come down here and try something and i'll sue your ass! Nice suit, fag!<br/><br/>--Cream Concert, Madison Square Garden<br/><br/>Overheard by: zetasmack<br/><br/>Girl: Hey, you guys were great. If you're not doing anything after, call my number, I wrote it next to the monument [on this dollar].<br/>Jurassic 5 singer: Wow..uh, great. Take care, now.<br/>Girl: Yeah, see you later.<br/>Jurassic 5 singer: ...Dude, she just gave me her phone number. You take it.<br/>Guy: Yeah? Wow, thanks!<br/>Jurassic 5 singer: Yeah, but buddy, you make sure you tap that shit, now, y'hear? A'right.<br/><br/>--70th & Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Sharon B<br/><br/>Pat O'Brien: Um, excuse me...<br/>Bouncer: Oh shit, that's Pat O'Brien, that's my peoples.<br/>Guy: ...Aw, come on, we've been waiting out here for an hour and Pat O'Brien gets in?<br/>Bouncer: Yo, don't step, Pat O'Brien is good peoples.<br/><br/>--Canal Room, West Broadway<br/><br/>Drag queen: Madonna should die! She sucks! She's a rapist, not an artist!...Madonna should die! I'll kill her!<br/>Guy: Get a vagina, bitch!<br/><br/>--The Roxy, West 18th Street<br/><br/>Overheard by: G-Lock<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 8, 2005