<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003307.html">It Wasn't Work, It Was an Audition</a></b><br/>
Guy #1: You look really familiar to me; what do you do?
Guy #2: I'm an actor, poet, musician...
Guy #1: No...Did you ever work at Bloomingdale's?
Guy #2: ...Yes.
--Astoria<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 11, 2005