<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003314.html">Treats and Tricks (Happy Halloween)</a></b><br/> Queer: Can you hold this shirt for me 'til tomorrow? Shop trannie: No, we can't put costumes on hold. Queer: Well, I want to be, like, this Louis XIV go-go boy, and I already got the short shorts and everything, and this shirt would go perfect but I just can't afford it 'til tomorrow. --Halloween Adventure, 4th Avenue Overheard by: sharyn jackson Girl: Do you have any more slut-nurses? Counter guy: No, we're all out of slut-nurses, but we have some slut-devils and some slut-flight attendents. --Ricky's, 8th Avenue Overheard by: Josh Caldwell Guy: What's she going as for Halloween? Girl: A newsie. Guy: Oh. Girl: I knew she'd steal my idea, stupid ho-bag. --Elevator, Water Street Residence Overheard by: Dan & Travis Guy: I've always loved this mask, it's so cool. Girl: Yeah, I guess. Guy: I mean, I guess I should, considering... Girl: Right. Guy: I mean, I was in the movie. Girl: That was like a decade ago. Guy: So? Girl: Yeah, but you were a fucking extra. And you didn't even have a single line. --Ricky's, 22nd & 3rd Guy: What is this, All Harlots' Eve? --3rd Avenue & 8th Street Overheard by: Adam Nathan <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 31, 2005