<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003321.html">That Doormat's Got 3 Kids, and No Dad in Sight</a></b><br/>
Girl: Yo, my neighborhood is so ghetto.
Guy: What? It isn't ghetto. You've got a doormat.
--1 train<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 18, 2005