<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003373.html">"The more you ignore me, the closer I get."</a></b><br/>
Man: I'm kind of disturbed by the fact that I've wanted to listen to Morrissey lately.
Woman: We can go back to my place and listen to Morrissey later.
Man: No one has sex to Morrissey.
--The Raven, Avenue A<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 17, 2005