<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003377.html">It's Vampires Who Need Invites, Not People</a></b><br/>
Man: Can I see the takeout menu, please?
Counter guy: Do you want to stay?
--George's Lunch, Greenwich Street<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 18, 2005