<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003387.html">Tastes Not-So-Great, More or Less Filling</a></b><br/>
Guy #1: Dude, do you actually have a refrigerator this time?
Guy #2: Yeah, of course.
Guy #1: Good, 'cause I don't want an infection like I got last year from putting the beers in the toilet tank
Guy #3: Man, you chilled the beers in the toilet?
Guy #1: No dude, the toilet <em>tank</em>! I thought I would be safe but I woke up with one swollen eye and two swollen fingers.
--Bodega, 12th & B<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 18, 2005