<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003390.html">I'm Thankful for My Family</a></b><br/> Little boy: Twain! Mom: Yeah, yeah, train, Darniel, train. Nobody cares! --Prospect Heights Overheard by: Michael Barthel Mother: Did you do these questions or was this the part you copied from the board in class?...What the fuck was that? Speak in actual words! Little boy: This part was from the board and this part I did. Mother: Don't fucking lie to me. I'm gonna bust you in the mouth. <em>Why didn't you do your homework</em>?...Did you look at yourself before we left the house? You look like fucking shit! Little boy: I'm sorry. Mother: Sorry looking. --F train Man on cell: You stupid little bitch!...That's right I want a better report card next year. --West 4th Street & 6th Avenue Overheard by: Scott Hoffman Teen girl: I'm not allowed to go home this weekend 'cause my father's having one of his girlfriends over. He told me, "you're gonna have to sleep somewhere else, because, uh, you know..." --A train Little girl: Mommy, what're we getting? Mommy: Pshh, I don't know. You better figure out quick, you're the one's gotta eat. --Fine Fair, Avenue C Overheard by: Catechist Boy: Did you get my Christmas list? Dad: I don't need your Christmas list. Boy: I want a PSP. A portable Playstation. Dad: I'm not gettin' you video games. Boy: Then I just want money. Dad: You want my money, I want you to get good grades. Neither of us get what we want, do we? --6 train Overheard by: Chris Mohney <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 24, 2005