<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003394.html">I'm Thankful for My Health</a></b><br/> Girl #1: Oh no, I can feel my pulse in my neck! Girl #2: You can always feel your pulse in your neck, douchebag. Girl #1: No, but it's, like, <em>really</em> strong. --Washington Square Park Bag lady: I have osteoporosis. Hobo: Ostoprognosis? Is that serious? Bag lady: Well, I might die from it. It makes you boneless. I have no bones. Like a Perdue chicken. Hobo: So it turns you into a skeleton! --2 train Guy: I wish I could turn my fat into gold. --18th & 5th Overheard by: basselope Old cashier lady: Sixteen years ago they gave me 72 hours to live. I only have three arteries in my heart. Old customer lady: How many are you supposed to have? Old cashier lady: Four. Old customer lady: Oh. That's not that bad... --Stop and Shop, Astoria Overheard by: Dan<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 24, 2005