<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003401.html">Hair Today, Heard Tomorrow (NYC Short Stories)</a></b><br/> Accounting lady: What did you do to your hair? Mailroom guy: It's called the wet look. Accounting lady: Oh yeah? What's that? Mailroom guy: I sprinkle some water on my head. --Office, 58th & Broadway Girl #1: I'm getting my hair cut when I go home next week. I don't trust New York hairdressers. Last time, they charged me too much and gave me a crappy cut where one side was longer than the other. Girl #2: It was probably some sort of hipster thing, that's why it cost so much. Girl #1: What, like I'm paying a licensing fee to rebroadcast her creativity on my head?...I guess so. --Columbia University Overheard by: Julia Kite <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 21, 2005