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Old lady #1: Your grandson has not been with a girl in a while. He might be gay.
Old lady #2: Hey, he's not gay, don't be crazy. Your grandson needs to stop sleeping with every girl; he might get them pregnant.
Old lady #1: Hey, how much is this kielbasa?
Translated from the Russian.
--Grocery store, Bensonhurst
Overheard by: Steve <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 19, 2005