<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003429.html">Wednesday One-liners: What Not to Wear</a></b><br/> Woman: Either he's a jogger or he's homeless. --Union Square Overheard by: David Alcorn <p> Chick: Oh my god [Flora], your pants are inside out. They're inside out because you were fucking [Eric] in the limo! --14th & 10th Overheard by: Kara Lindstrom Girl on cell: She asked me if I was wearing the Dolce and Gabbana dress and when I said, "Yeah", she said, "Oh my god you're such a label whore!", and I said, "Oh yeah, well at least I'm not a whore whore." --1st Avenue & 8th Street Overheard by: Loren Tween girl: I just don't understand why lingerie has to be sexy. You might as well be wearing a bathing suit to bed. --1 train Overheard by: pixelvisions Frat boy: Nice fuckin' hat, you blowjob. --Bravest on 38th, 2nd Avenue Overheard by: Dawn Chick: ...but we <em>were</em> able to deduce that she was wearing nothing but a shawl! --4th Avenue & 8th Street Chick: I already had to change underwear like seven times today. --12th Street between 5th & 6th<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 9, 2005