<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003498.html">Wednesday One-liners Are Quick to Thrown Down</a></b><br/> Little girl: I'm tired of thinking about ponies! <em>Now it's time to kill</em>! --Park Slope <p> Girl on cell: I couldn't imagine myself stabbing someone...although I would understand if someone stabbed me. --2nd Avenue & 13th Street Overheard by: Anhela Girl on cell: I could have fucking kicked her ass in the hospital...but I didn't. --Astoria Man on cell: Yeah, they ask you a lot of fool questions there, like if you hear voices in your head that tell you to kill people...Hell, no, I tell 'em I do it on my own! --21st & 3rd Hipster girl: I always like to tell people I'm gonna stab them in the eye. I think it sounds very...vicious. --SVA Overheard by: Erin B Guy: Oh, man! That picture of the cop beating you up, that was great! --6 train Little girl: I drink human blood, but not yours; don't even think about me drinking your blood. --Pierrepont Playground, Brooklyn Heights Hipster guy: Don't hit me there, it makes me have to take a piss. --1st Avenue & 6th Street Overheard by: Johnny Tremain Guy: What the fuck? I knew this nigga before he lost his eye. Why do you think he's wearing those glasses? --West Broadway & Canal<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 16, 2005