<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003597.html"><i>Wednesday One-liners v. Wade</i></a></b><br/> Guy: Well what do you think is more difficult, buying this pack of cigarettes or having another miscarriage? --Williamsburg <p> Hipster chick: God, kids like that make me want to reach inside myself and tie my tubes. --L train Girl on cell: Stop, you're getting me excited...I'm totally going to steal that baby. --Pratt Guy on cell: If I were pregnant with you, I would have a late term abortion. Just to see the look on your face. --Houston & A Overheard by: the bfd Girl: Yeah, when I get tired I start to sound really weird in my head. Kinda like a baby. --A train Overheard by: rachel Chick: Every month my uterus weeps--weeps!--at not being pregnant! --86th & Lexington Overheard by: daleth93 Teen girl: Ew, why were you sucking on her titties? Was she pregnant? --Park Slope Overheard by: Katie Guy on cell: So she's pregnant again, what's up with that? --52nd between 8th & Broadway Overheard by: Johnny Tremain Girl: Ya know, I may be fat, but she's shit. She's crap. And now she's pregnant. From a loser. --1 train Overheard by: caroline Guy: Whenever I see a baby on a train I always move to the next car. 'Cause you never know when the thing's gonna blow. --N train Overheard by: Madeleine Asher<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 23, 2005